bugzapper

Purveyor of the finest insect zapping and bug destructive device ever known to man or beast. The Super Large Bug Zapper Racket.

This is a weapon of maximum mosquito killing ferocity and also is very capable of vanquishing even the largest and most sinister insect foes. Including, but not limited to, the spider, the horsefly, the hornet, the stinkbug, the bumblebee, and the huge annoying moth! 

Its widely known that all insect have little or no substanitve value to the planet and thier primary purpose is to annoy, sting, and swarm you and your family. Making a solid pledge to seek out and punish all bugs is a very honorable thing to do.

By slaughtering each and every insect you encounter you are not only helping to ensure a clean healthy living environment around your home, but you are helping society and the world as a whole.

Grab a bug zapper racket and start swinging freely and you will do good - and in turn, feel good.